bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

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e102gamma:

fresh out the vigina

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gayleaf:

*grinds on you in a club* [yells because loud music] DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO DISCUSS OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST

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foxmccloud:

unpopular opinion: i like the new beyonce song. i think “who run the world (flesh eating moths)” just flows better than “girls”. i mean its pretty lame that we’re slaves to a tyrannical regime of flesh eating moths but not everything about it sucks

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jollybeing:

i just fell in love like three times

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heavycalorieconsumer:

I wear camouflage when i go fishing so the fish will think I’m hunting deer and won’t be scared away

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